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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 + l% a* z9 r9 w( G8 I2 ]
1.we two who and who?
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& D2 s# }2 `4 Z2.how are you ? how old are you? + n" L& S/ l+ a0 H
怎么是你,怎么老是你? # F5 n; j4 ^3 }* B3 p( p1 M6 Z5 h( Y
, @. D3 h% o: Q- E7 d3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 & u3 f2 U/ G7 P& z) b; I
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
0 l& h) e: Y7 p8 N k你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ( }9 G$ L- b- h$ Z
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! S1 k- {: e8 \% |3 K
有事起奏,无事退朝 # N( E' ~: a! x7 A; d1 W
5 h. U( M0 P. y9 J6.you me you me ; I) T7 I; u! l7 d! I; V% o
彼此彼此 7 Q+ h4 H9 Z0 f) q+ d3 I
" R6 ^8 `2 v* N: F" V' k) H) p6 D7.You Give Me Stop!! / ] e K0 W" W0 p S5 q! x
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 1 m: W4 Q3 _* u5 V4 P$ Q
知之为知之,不知为不知… 9 w0 }! Q- Z- `' L+ `7 o+ F
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9.WATCH SISTER , g" z' e0 ?+ w! a) z' x
表妹 / A/ L' H; G- |% O( U' a& c% o) C6 ]/ J
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ) v4 T- d! {9 H. _& ^+ U
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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2 S# n- _' H' v6 Q1 U. T3 Z11.American Chinese not enough
* S( v, W2 i: k美中不足 ! z! l9 j8 T2 I' j" o+ D$ D
4 _ m9 f+ L& j2 [* j12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die : [ ~7 E! D" S3 d" i! E% _+ C
车祸现场描述 ; b$ C) e& \3 I0 B
3 P& r' H( _) M( q: ?- }% V1 B13.heart flower angry open - D0 G4 }" L) J' f; e; z. v
心花怒放 0 N9 S/ H0 @) C/ h" k5 D p7 u: _
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14.go past no mistake past
/ m* N4 R) c8 R* T5 j/ e$ w走过路过,不要错过
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. X! w& `. o6 R15.小明:I am sorry! 8 u/ ~: M* e0 p9 b* f! N
老外:I am sorry too!
5 L% K* K6 W* X; c, Z$ e小明:I am sorry three!
' X& c4 Q3 {) L# Z7 o! h" [: }老外:What are you sorry for? 0 _9 D' B: E+ t% X7 s. M
小明:I am sorry five! $ Y% n O E# N
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16.If you want money,I have no; 4 e, I: i1 w1 a: N/ |" x; r$ y
if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ! ^2 u; L D0 r+ D' Z5 S
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 ) c+ o+ ~. d& \2 H
你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die # L% i7 Z7 f9 ]! ]! F# E j
有多远,死多远!! 6 E1 d4 _$ T t2 a% m
2 d; S7 G5 e: S/ b4 M20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea. / m" Q+ z$ k0 G9 @+ k
人山人海 # {) D' ? D. \7 P& ?/ T) a
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七上八下 % w+ ?& r& z! ^
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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no three no four
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6 |: B3 n/ z9 `# b) X- X一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) / w- |" C6 {" ] q# r5 ]8 Y3 M& m# A
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) # b7 O7 e) ~5 p1 X2 V
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雇主 how much do you want a month? / Q; u, Y0 b* n$ B: u
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you * a4 p0 B0 M* p; w, \2 g
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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