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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
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咱俩谁跟谁阿 0 N, t1 w& m$ K" S6 ?* q" O
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
' P2 E7 q" }8 G: M+ t$ c! W% `$ u怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 % Y) y' l- G6 B2 t6 }8 i$ t
$ D7 s i4 ^/ z$ [4 g4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 4 C9 b, @ |. f9 u
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
4 q/ E1 N( s* _% t% K$ M" E- q- q& o有事起奏,无事退朝
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& N5 V$ O" n [6.you me you me - v# N% P3 T3 L: e5 w8 G
彼此彼此
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0 ~) [) z* B% p% D" W" K7.You Give Me Stop!! - b1 V, o v/ o+ I/ ^8 F) ]
你给我站住! 5 n: k" l+ J4 ~! ? m( ?
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
. |, E4 K, k) S" A8 Y! a" W知之为知之,不知为不知… : Q& Q( Y5 J8 {; O4 j+ d( B
. C2 t. T+ H9 e( Z( Y( V( `1 E9.WATCH SISTER $ A" r7 o# a# H& O" F
表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
9 k, h& C1 \7 @& o0 A! H龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough 0 q8 Q: d% c+ s% }6 u8 [- Y
美中不足
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3 R, b. [) \( E12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
. ^9 n( c; w# E. B, u& G车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
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# c3 W8 e% e- d$ _0 G. k% Y14.go past no mistake past G% K: G/ [! S5 z& I
走过路过,不要错过
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8 ~8 {1 f% ^3 h8 C9 x/ r15.小明:I am sorry! 9 d4 l* g4 T2 K1 J) O& k
老外:I am sorry too! - I0 C' p& o/ l9 p5 d5 }* V2 A
小明:I am sorry three!
, d) J' ]) q2 v2 F6 ?6 I6 p8 w0 t老外:What are you sorry for?
: L0 P5 j: d# G小明:I am sorry five!
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$ P( m. B0 ]9 Hif you want life,I have one! $ n* Y; b. M2 ~5 H3 [5 }" I
要钱没有,要命一条
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4 Q) n# u$ i' {6 D E17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
" B! e' o' c. d3 }& r8 }# p3 }我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。
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$ |. }* p% N, G( n) r1 O! l/ t20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea. . h6 c' f' u) ~9 s
人山人海
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seven up eight down
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5 R9 ~& L+ q% _3 t9 e6 l2 @. m. v8 Ulove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) 5 N8 q1 K& w& b! o+ W3 h
8 G5 ^- M5 D# V, \5 Qno three no four
# f' _& }5 P8 d2 X* E不三不四
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
6 }, P6 a4 r3 O, B1 ?! N% }6 b9 @: e一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) , v- I6 U1 D2 D/ T% p4 ^! V3 h
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
0 X4 @ H. p0 ^- Y保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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