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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 & S0 t# O+ k% Q% f: X8 q2 Z8 [
1.we two who and who?
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& n# k. S1 A; H0 J P+ D2.how are you ? how old are you? / e3 ~( n1 i# G
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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! |9 h" }7 R' J; t+ l, {4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! : E+ I/ s0 \; l+ J) w- r4 R
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 0 m# M2 S1 Q7 z$ {
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me 8 I: E; e2 z' `+ h7 y& H$ `) |
彼此彼此 7 E2 e# S/ O# O5 |( O9 P7 O
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 6 E6 D; y8 Z9 [) J @
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
6 R" D3 \* t- _. l知之为知之,不知为不知… ! s" _' U! p4 A$ }
4 |9 h5 t, o9 D& N6 E6 K) y" y9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 6 u- d2 k, x. g; H
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 0 X6 a8 o/ H/ J4 e8 P9 b; `
, k9 D$ |0 z+ g# L11.American Chinese not enough
6 F% X1 \- ^( z美中不足
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2 K# Y- E8 c; W2 A; K" w! J12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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# W' w: x3 |( j; u13.heart flower angry open 1 n2 V3 e# M1 l! v5 w; |
心花怒放 . |1 D; f1 |8 j. `) e% F+ b/ I) v6 P
0 d6 F; a! z5 K! |# ?& O7 y& R14.go past no mistake past ; r, l7 p, Z$ D; m" U# H
走过路过,不要错过 7 U/ m+ D; }9 b4 [, Z2 h% g5 G w
4 T; U8 u9 i4 p8 d' Q$ q15.小明:I am sorry! 1 g& G* d" v8 \0 G0 x
老外:I am sorry too! 5 i5 {+ s* t* s8 ~4 e9 j
小明:I am sorry three! 3 Z3 m( B0 x: U9 }
老外:What are you sorry for? p8 M/ p5 C% ~( D
小明:I am sorry five! ! J9 a; @9 m X! x0 ~( u' I
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16.If you want money,I have no;
6 Y2 q9 t/ ]0 P2 j+ _8 K, t: Nif you want life,I have one! 7 r! r: f7 w( v
要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
s4 @0 V6 N: f* v我叫李老大,今年25。 & t0 p4 L. {3 `$ `* o
9 d) k( A9 i& G$ Y& k( V18.you have two down son。
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19.as far as you go to die ( q9 Y8 ^8 m( T7 \7 w
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$ j0 C9 u4 f( _% t. f20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 : `. E) F% u- E# }; q3 x
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人山人海
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) ~( t6 O+ N) a# Mseven up eight down & d' T. W" D7 k4 B5 S9 s( L5 \
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) 4 u2 ]3 f6 G. u: {
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no three no four 1 ? }$ y, T4 C' ^( ~
不三不四 Q; w. r5 h* o. Q& y8 g7 J
. ?! s, }+ r' s0 _5 K+ Q. ?8 w% P7 g一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
" ^. @: M5 [' h# x; h一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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) `8 {) P3 T5 T4 |: ~/ V7 h雇主 how much do you want a month?
7 r u3 x, q$ v- D0 q p* h6 d保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you ( b' l- Y# k, l% `, B4 N4 X
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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