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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
/ G5 H$ b2 S% b3 n7 c* v" |1.we two who and who? 0 y+ U7 W0 l1 L3 o( O- Q# P6 I/ _8 p* H
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
7 t. x0 L5 n, Y3 S怎么是你,怎么老是你? ' i/ M3 @" P8 V- p) M: ^
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
, l0 u9 u+ Z1 B( m" _8 m你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 7 w$ @2 ~- s# J
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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彼此彼此 1 R* Q0 t0 u/ `! {0 P# r: \, Y
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 3 f% x% ?* |3 ~; g
你给我站住!
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) U" i. U2 ^+ k% z) M0 o8 I9 c. t8.know is know noknow is noknow 0 L3 G6 N9 z( I5 C F
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER ; l" m* _9 ?- S* |* x# X
表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
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& N, i5 ]( z& K7 H, {3 A) t+ y* }* D11.American Chinese not enough / x F# z/ b" A Q2 h' G2 p
美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
5 C* l! o0 t- w5 M/ X% M5 z车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open 1 f" D8 @: C1 r, o/ Z& G
心花怒放 : X _7 a( x& ?& H: [3 P- k0 G
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14.go past no mistake past 6 d2 J7 i' R& {2 I+ [) ]
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! ; v6 T9 e+ W, n( n% x: `* b
老外:I am sorry too!
) _9 O1 z8 C: c* p$ i" M# x小明:I am sorry three! * t3 s1 B# n& t& [, [, u3 k8 W
老外:What are you sorry for?
) `+ N. E/ o2 e) b, X; I小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; ) p4 a, x$ I: Q" p
if you want life,I have one! i" y7 g N V8 ~
要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
3 s2 `) z- t. Y7 b$ f我叫李老大,今年25。
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p* }2 @+ z4 d18.you have two down son。
* C5 a$ F/ G' E0 J你有两下子。 # m$ Q' f7 u% w- w
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19.as far as you go to die / G* `( r2 ^) [0 j, W* p8 ^+ ]" x
有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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+ Z9 L" @- n, u G+ T补充:
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人山人海 2 a9 w, A( Z8 X) X5 {; r
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seven up eight down 7 D! i; P, I7 q
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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no three no four
I3 U. x q7 H5 j) R* y不三不四
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2 N: i( X; P" n/ C9 [/ }一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 8 I8 y& e, u- B0 t
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) 7 W! q% i7 @7 N
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雇主 how much do you want a month? ; \7 z, z9 J5 A
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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