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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 0 F8 K& h( \- k/ i* M& C
1.we two who and who?
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/ p2 A' S/ y: T/ U, f2.how are you ? how old are you?
; W+ K: Y$ X& \# L; w) v6 N2 M怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 + U. l# V; n2 e+ A
5 ]+ l/ F7 S9 r4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 8 d0 b# c# W0 Q. e
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
5 j7 r' H3 r& i/ T有事起奏,无事退朝
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/ C; Y/ p! g, {. @ f8 @6.you me you me
' j; \; K0 T p% G8 Y8 V彼此彼此
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7 }0 d, @" c# I* j& V- r3 ?* r7.You Give Me Stop!! 3 ]% i9 V3 c8 X1 \8 P
你给我站住! 7 y3 }/ a/ Y! B6 G
0 q$ L% g9 `& M) r5 G8.know is know noknow is noknow
1 q9 |9 P7 d& F1 m3 C& }知之为知之,不知为不知… & B% [- c \" X, v
; ^( A0 g/ ]; y6 T* p0 Z: W9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! / q- \! F- H; z9 R' x5 U0 C, n
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! - j* w% C' L+ r* e0 g0 s- e
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11.American Chinese not enough
7 S4 U7 ?7 u0 u C美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open . p9 D& V! _% U' ]0 D9 K/ b, `) I4 f
心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past
( L8 E2 x& E; l. z9 A) x走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
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小明:I am sorry three! " c; m- ^- d0 J0 u( L( U! I1 G
老外:What are you sorry for?
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9 }9 d" ?; O0 S5 B' y/ g: u0 f16.If you want money,I have no; 0 \$ f# A H3 F, _! }
if you want life,I have one!
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* n( ^. I5 Z- u7 s$ W17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
) L0 M! o+ @9 Q) D" J( J我叫李老大,今年25。
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/ F. S- z5 a( x. ~* b7 K) a18.you have two down son。 ) j) z, P/ ^7 s) r9 Y4 G" {& f
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& K, A- q/ m: n, H19.as far as you go to die
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" ^) |; q. \1 O20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 @3 d" W# {: P# G/ i2 N) Z7 m
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* g. p; m) V" F% w1 U# PPeople mountain and people sea.
( }) y! B j" ~& |) U( _# W X- U5 \9 J人山人海
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seven up eight down ! A- d" P, } q! g' {
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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7 r+ C3 w. R7 w. E4 ^no three no four
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
0 F# [2 A7 ]0 A) I+ r一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) $ c! j+ E4 c0 j6 M) G
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雇主 how much do you want a month? 8 a$ B: X, R6 V. M
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you " Q9 Q7 J5 c2 z* t6 C, R' ]
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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