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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
) c9 M2 i J8 a4 K3 `& p2 a- c1.we two who and who?
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+ R2 m2 ?/ Y! h2.how are you ? how old are you?
& s, i% @$ {% i. l2 _% B怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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6 B, x& A' Z6 O8 `3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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6 f4 ^3 u" y2 @8 |1 X0 ~. t6 e* j4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! . J0 k, r$ n! A6 B" {* Z1 a; B
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! : h% D1 s7 a- J6 j K
6 X: f9 l+ N6 k# I$ H: h# E8 e; P7 R5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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% ^2 c7 V* Y( Y6.you me you me % [2 @3 v) a8 G1 [& ?" ~/ f
彼此彼此 4 C. T0 M9 f3 O" t
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7.You Give Me Stop!! ! `2 V9 C! K( ?" {$ i# J6 [# D
你给我站住! 5 T2 F% K! r: j: g' }% E. M" K
5 B/ z/ E I8 c! O. g6 }) @8.know is know noknow is noknow , {0 b' R; r6 D& O! S; B
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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! y. `- J1 l9 S, l' W10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! * _& A, ]8 }9 R( m
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 2 D* D Q# \, j, U2 o
! R; S3 z0 v* a5 P0 w2 |7 t6 |) y* R% |11.American Chinese not enough 4 J6 v3 C1 t7 ^6 O6 B
美中不足 # v0 V/ Z. ~; {6 \( ?
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die * S3 p. ~+ z% g$ T4 T1 M
车祸现场描述 7 r2 h6 Y3 ] j
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13.heart flower angry open
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( K1 H. U0 N$ Q3 a4 h14.go past no mistake past
, [2 [& }0 A- C走过路过,不要错过 2 g" H5 l) u, V1 e
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15.小明:I am sorry!
* g2 z( B/ l i( C, S老外:I am sorry too!
7 r' ?" ] Z9 H小明:I am sorry three!
- h s" O+ o" R老外:What are you sorry for?
- X4 l# v% [1 V# J& `9 E! `小明:I am sorry five! 3 R* Y7 P3 O( |2 ]: g% S) a
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16.If you want money,I have no; " h7 @! l. ^' n
if you want life,I have one!
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ' r" o7 Y) Q# O1 i- e8 k) H" i
我叫李老大,今年25。 % D6 ~8 s( O; ^6 J
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18.you have two down son。 ( d ~# j' l: w$ o) } Z7 q) L
你有两下子。
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' i. N1 u+ t- d" Y0 r4 E, a19.as far as you go to die
9 x6 ?& W) H6 G; t r有多远,死多远!!
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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7 M3 j6 m% x, R% p$ E% s% E补充:
# T. a/ i! L8 o8 W6 |People mountain and people sea. * T* f5 j$ w( o, m$ o8 ]% E; d. ]9 e
人山人海
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8 T5 p+ A I. |2 j" s3 A0 [seven up eight down $ Q$ @% U# i& b3 l* Q" E0 ?
七上八下
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9 ?: K$ M- [* `/ Q* N; U ]: Clove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) : R4 e) j6 Y8 X# r0 X
2 w3 G5 Q. V0 ^5 H0 z+ ^/ a( {no three no four
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# r& f! S# S) h" H: Z4 ]3 z一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 2 { h0 l4 E* ~7 q. J3 e9 B
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month? 0 y4 F' i+ {1 K1 ~2 S* T' s/ G
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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