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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 - i' E7 Z' [8 R! ~ I1 l5 a/ E; {, a
1.we two who and who? ( y, m5 s' |! b2 P, c$ e8 F
咱俩谁跟谁阿 . O: p1 S- k) f2 B" V
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 1 `$ }( f v V
怎么是你,怎么老是你? ' u+ M+ P* r/ J4 `
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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! i) @9 }+ _- f' K# m( |. J4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! : @* U$ b c+ U! N
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! , _( t% K' K3 T; |; H& i8 E
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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5 Z5 q e0 m. h1 F W7 J. W6.you me you me 7 n% g/ I6 h$ D/ o' s
彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
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; @$ ~ a3 H7 ]- p- r8.know is know noknow is noknow ) O+ s4 Z. W, n. O! X* d3 x+ l
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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1 L& j4 a8 j* o/ w& ?9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 3 D! c9 l/ U1 H+ X
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ( T5 ?& b9 q% ^4 L3 T6 `7 f/ z
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11.American Chinese not enough
6 d- S D( |* u* i8 P美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die . w3 f, E' x9 M1 D8 E6 p# }
车祸现场描述 9 F0 t* U( c( B* Y
9 }0 m6 n- I5 [13.heart flower angry open
" A y4 H4 ]8 F: a4 @3 u心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past ' W" ? J9 k% l1 V* g A
走过路过,不要错过 6 m6 b$ \ ^- h: B' O9 D1 R
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15.小明:I am sorry!
8 x1 m: T; v0 l7 C老外:I am sorry too! * {) q8 D* d3 k4 O" P
小明:I am sorry three!
: W# d4 b& H+ z' H老外:What are you sorry for? : W8 o e- Y5 L( k* ?4 [
小明:I am sorry five! , C" _ M$ ?7 z
: E- v/ H2 z0 U7 h; `4 W16.If you want money,I have no;
8 Y' R' s5 h9 e: L( H7 T0 ]2 {# \if you want life,I have one!
/ b# b$ r! K% k S3 a2 f要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
7 p( J3 U! O: m6 b我叫李老大,今年25。 " e4 F6 v$ P: i: ^5 n; v
) a- m1 j( `, e" C, T8 P18.you have two down son。
- f' m; s5 L$ z' G4 s8 i你有两下子。
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8 g a3 L% A! k5 I19.as far as you go to die
6 E( t7 ?: J0 I! d$ s6 C8 d1 |有多远,死多远!! 1 s7 P6 u7 s1 }4 w, [+ v1 y$ L
5 l! N7 d- |) m1 h20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 " I; `. L2 x7 v9 ~' q% T7 `5 N( m: ?
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People mountain and people sea. ; s" r: F0 k. s# c& C! d+ x/ w! m
人山人海
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8 m& n8 ?! @2 J% l7 A' |seven up eight down 9 r7 |$ Q% `, _# E( D0 a
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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8 Q3 S# D3 ~' }no three no four
$ a1 O4 l* S+ b- z1 l! J不三不四 O+ k3 Y8 L$ D: U: l; r. t
- w4 |% o0 U' {' _3 n一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
5 q4 K* s3 l6 k8 Q4 e一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) 6 p! Y m; h; O& E I" j& z
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
' g# q; Y8 a/ Y保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
$ f7 ]" I* E& g800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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