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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 1 Y: G/ a: u: Q5 x# p
1.we two who and who?
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. r/ c) l# Q6 [; N2.how are you ? how old are you? s* V- L0 S) K O! T9 N
怎么是你,怎么老是你? * P0 N* } ]- K6 X. {* _
$ ?& a) L" | }- Q0 J# m3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 8 [ G: p& e# F9 K. J; _
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ' x7 |2 a+ O7 K- ]& F; H% }1 R) l
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! $ H6 [! R: l4 G3 W- i1 U
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
+ `; a. J% `, w, j你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow ' ?7 G+ A0 r' S* t* Y$ b' @7 D
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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; E0 x9 F: _0 H& U, x1 i! p10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
* ^; `' q& S7 \! q龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! . [( k- K3 d5 @3 ^2 B
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11.American Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13.heart flower angry open
/ b9 x: j( A) |7 t心花怒放
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. J& ]' m" o+ l7 j3 K! {" v14.go past no mistake past / \9 y' A: @, H& v
走过路过,不要错过 8 O# C4 G @* C8 [$ M2 g. S
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15.小明:I am sorry!
( w* O# L- ]% q8 R老外:I am sorry too!
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老外:What are you sorry for? ' C I u4 }' Q6 g' l
小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; 8 O2 [' s- f0 L$ H& J
if you want life,I have one! 6 Q* Y- P4 K9 F$ P/ H/ j
要钱没有,要命一条
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+ @- T/ a9 K' M6 W! P# {17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. . y9 ~; c/ c- Z" f$ N
我叫李老大,今年25。 ( k: T( e) p* h
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18.you have two down son。
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19.as far as you go to die
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1 j) v+ X9 j' e4 a1 B% g( k20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 * d7 l- @) C" J* Q. M v) K
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People mountain and people sea. * g2 Z0 f: T P
人山人海 D! v% B+ M6 O5 E
) W$ l' W. k6 c* y) g. Dseven up eight down
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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no three no four
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) $ G- P5 I+ k1 h. n$ b6 ]& k2 I
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month? 0 \3 x" [7 x7 r, h: D8 D* n/ V
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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