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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 ! B$ k# D) E; X% p: u9 O7 [7 G
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
7 M$ D, O+ K& p3 z怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
+ j }8 X L! I; B3 O& s你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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s }, U; F5 D5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! - R4 m$ T. i9 a! y! J3 J, A% r: `
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me / r1 T w0 D+ ^- z/ N
彼此彼此 3 R2 Y& Q: q6 K, _9 `! c( z
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7.You Give Me Stop!! ! X* D0 p& P& g0 V3 L8 V
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow 2 T1 ^! O6 Q1 u. i
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER $ k$ k; d0 L2 ]/ F! C, U
表妹
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% [ d M% N& {) A6 r3 `6 t10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 0 `4 u1 I# P% G) j& E- W
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 9 z9 `: y4 ]) ]5 G
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11.American Chinese not enough 9 z! J2 y9 I/ z* v9 W; t
美中不足
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die - _! Z% E9 J x3 [0 z
车祸现场描述
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; x! O* V3 H* J13.heart flower angry open
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8 _& S/ V c8 `( @6 K0 H5 V14.go past no mistake past
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15.小明:I am sorry!
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小明:I am sorry three! ' v, c0 e0 F# B
老外:What are you sorry for? 0 X: F: S- I4 M
小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; 4 _& s- l5 B" b# i* }
if you want life,I have one!
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& b- Y; Z* C( ~9 g( s. j7 c0 ?17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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18.you have two down son。
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( x+ M L4 D# i8 X" w8 X5 {19.as far as you go to die
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, H N; v5 l# k, {) |! e20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea. $ h( [+ }* {: X0 ^1 s* p' z6 k8 x
人山人海
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- s; h/ m( g8 C2 @7 d5 eseven up eight down
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8 }$ v4 @8 Z- q9 i' q! d$ s5 \love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) & T2 m) k: L0 b" b) G, D
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不三不四
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( ~/ H! P. _* S% t9 n0 P一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) , W5 t7 p1 _- y, f/ V5 V+ A
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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2 \! X! C/ {) I% N9 c雇主 how much do you want a month? 0 k% m( P- F8 @. l$ k
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 1 j0 n0 S0 \/ X
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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