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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
+ Q- o1 R5 S: }1.we two who and who? - c' h, K/ G; F' h t5 H
咱俩谁跟谁阿 , X% o* ]7 e$ g. k( I. ?, o, i: G
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
+ h A) B$ W! i' g0 S/ U" O: o T怎么是你,怎么老是你? . K0 p" r0 ?3 e, w) Z3 K
# `" A' L$ J6 e% B3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 / u1 I2 J( M3 ~! C6 Y7 E4 \' s
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! % U+ }* S' E2 w& Q: M7 F" F
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ; B6 _2 p6 b7 D6 E! F
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
8 q, C: X$ m9 r有事起奏,无事退朝
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: D* |; R, i) M6.you me you me 4 K7 f5 Q! h8 h
彼此彼此
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7.You Give Me Stop!! ' N, F: b# k1 ]
你给我站住! ! a! q. } G0 \8 D: T
' J8 ^2 r( l5 J3 j8.know is know noknow is noknow - E/ P2 W4 c. E# z _
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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) M1 {3 e2 J F) p3 k9.WATCH SISTER . T9 n8 ?: E! w4 ~6 f
表妹 - i# `! \5 |7 i. R2 A1 }7 [
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 3 h v' i+ o. P9 P' m2 H6 Z
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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! K+ J: d# e- Q11.American Chinese not enough 8 g! ]7 I0 |+ L0 [% P7 o! C+ s
美中不足
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1 u6 l3 B& M( P e$ b12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
: p) x% B) Z% y* Y9 h: A8 @7 p4 Y车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
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$ |+ {' ~' }$ P D0 t g14.go past no mistake past 8 C( S# C! Z. @" U- Q' {; |
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry!
+ B5 r( ?( J: A" ?. ?/ C老外:I am sorry too! H: V4 v2 B5 y; q* _7 [ q
小明:I am sorry three! + Q# k4 I: G. D2 T$ d# b I
老外:What are you sorry for?
9 C/ w) H3 z1 s0 j2 p小明:I am sorry five! 6 n" M: ?- d( @9 {- q( F8 s5 C% e
' A3 a) q( Q8 A! I M, ~16.If you want money,I have no; 6 ^+ O' t$ u- e& ^+ E4 B9 V7 Z
if you want life,I have one!
2 R2 @ ~! E4 ^ `要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 O/ m. ]2 ?( s; }: V
我叫李老大,今年25。 5 w& d* \2 X0 z. J3 K" y
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18.you have two down son。
3 y2 E; R: Z( @4 z5 R+ M你有两下子。
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) d& \ e7 Z8 p, N4 o7 C& t! [19.as far as you go to die / E7 F) r4 h7 W q$ u. R7 t9 J8 F
有多远,死多远!! 8 E1 p$ }, U! n& e! J8 D5 j
, ]8 A6 T8 D: R, Q$ O% R; H20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 , i$ S; l* P; C$ k* U+ {8 J7 D
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People mountain and people sea. ' P% T- Y2 _. b4 i" \+ h
人山人海
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( \( e$ c9 J" O) ~seven up eight down
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& L$ v4 N- i8 vlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到) % b% _' `6 g3 X3 `8 x
. |. M6 h5 `' m/ h( Hno three no four
G0 l3 _& V7 K1 D/ Q; K不三不四
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
9 b& t+ O. J, f- L! K- R0 m一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) , I0 }7 V7 k/ m, O$ d
8 z2 \3 r4 E+ l. k' G' s雇主 how much do you want a month? ' Q2 O9 H+ L2 c0 E8 ^4 P
保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
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