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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 3 Y% U. v+ _; D4 r! y) @9 X' z
1.we two who and who? 6 Y2 f/ K- M4 L
咱俩谁跟谁阿 * R/ i; d9 r/ i. t$ ^4 a$ h
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2.how are you ? how old are you?
( P9 n5 z. l F ~2 m怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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# I0 @7 e& y' w" G) S5 q3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 % i* B' n4 ~6 L/ R
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4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! $ J9 h' q& ^. f2 }$ m c, ?9 ^6 ^
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 6 l4 ^) t5 _2 a; I3 Z/ r. U$ k
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6.you me you me 3 V U) T' d1 M3 h4 h
彼此彼此 2 I0 u0 ]4 x$ V+ \ `7 k
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7.You Give Me Stop!! 0 t5 ~7 b, a+ \% F1 A1 U
你给我站住! $ @2 t9 Z# B+ c/ x9 {+ g
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
& c- _1 h% p; ^. I知之为知之,不知为不知… 1 D7 X+ q# T8 Q1 G1 ?
6 {, d. p" m! n9 T, a9.WATCH SISTER . e9 j+ V5 n5 v7 x X# a
表妹
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! ( Q# d- p; D0 h% e* x
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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) u, v( g1 E7 \! Y8 J( c* c6 A3 G11.American Chinese not enough 4 |! T3 K4 N6 W% v3 c
美中不足 2 `( |$ L' f; \+ j7 R; i
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
$ j, o7 h( M2 E9 y8 [车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
1 p9 J8 ]4 t2 b# ]心花怒放
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6 J. J# Q6 k. w& Q" {( o14.go past no mistake past
, S% ]+ g7 f8 a) E) W3 s, I7 y走过路过,不要错过 7 m2 `! z1 @; G" `. b% b) n
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15.小明:I am sorry!
1 z9 m, e$ V( t4 r7 k- W- f老外:I am sorry too! l4 [; p4 t* C2 v+ c) r/ G! W
小明:I am sorry three!
! e6 F8 g4 X# U: g s- a老外:What are you sorry for? , G; O) Q8 z8 \) x
小明:I am sorry five!
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: e! M* s2 c3 [3 J4 \ I1 m/ ^16.If you want money,I have no; - z9 _5 I0 Z" Q* k0 M( y
if you want life,I have one! ; S' y) @# V) z$ n
要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
( n' m2 d% I( E1 w我叫李老大,今年25。 2 S8 Z- G: G: a+ n
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18.you have two down son。 1 d/ L4 S2 ^% f) u
你有两下子。
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8 F, ?, R5 F6 G- _19.as far as you go to die ) m0 ]; n( v2 x6 S6 t2 V+ g0 v+ v2 j2 Q
有多远,死多远!! D3 b4 n$ {5 O4 G' v$ G
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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2 y6 [7 Q% c0 B+ ]' `People mountain and people sea. # A0 r& }& o( J- q: J
人山人海 * V- G, T7 H) M1 m$ {
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seven up eight down X) Z! m; `* {3 e; r
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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no three no four
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' g; h: P4 G4 [& e0 H一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 9 d3 G' i: V- K7 d& G5 s
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
) B/ _8 N* ]( q' `保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 1 s. ?+ d" v1 ^/ e
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