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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 ) E. C0 e# f1 a
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? / }' A, ^5 F6 {0 j
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 $ q% F8 v5 W5 n' q# D$ y; y% i
$ W5 m1 g" L4 r N( i4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
; h2 `2 u, d" p m你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! T) ?6 ^. D% o" ?
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5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
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6.you me you me 5 S0 j. f0 | @; C( h
彼此彼此 4 m" G9 }9 p+ K5 `, F( ^
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
( x. x1 f) ?+ u8 h你给我站住! + q8 [7 h* E4 k" @: Y3 D
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
# B' j# C) E) u知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
6 V' d$ `3 e+ B. d& j+ U龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ) O% D1 @+ O7 b1 a" m0 n( M! e
- Y9 ~. X5 }% c4 g1 p/ E5 ~8 s7 Y( p11.American Chinese not enough
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 7 S& n2 u! d9 z. w' O% w
车祸现场描述 $ ~& y' `: i% E$ z, @0 h
2 ? h" B3 E( |& H/ o% h3 L13.heart flower angry open 5 ]* e0 I) ]4 \/ H) E8 \
心花怒放
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14.go past no mistake past ; d( [$ s2 P2 X" M$ J
走过路过,不要错过 $ c' ~2 J7 F( [6 z
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15.小明:I am sorry! 2 `+ G+ D. t. k
老外:I am sorry too! 5 N, v! h* y. l; w& p
小明:I am sorry three! {; c* ^7 a( O* Q: P, o
老外:What are you sorry for? 3 I& w! ^, c0 l5 D% s
小明:I am sorry five! " l+ ?1 {1 ~7 g7 x
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16.If you want money,I have no; ) |5 O# [7 t* c* n o$ d8 p
if you want life,I have one! + m9 n5 g; u7 G) O- R9 ?! u5 |
要钱没有,要命一条 . X4 j& c2 X+ b E
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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5 O- b8 f$ v2 x" u) l- \18.you have two down son。
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0 r K/ f' Q% o; h19.as far as you go to die " y n& c$ N3 d# _2 w/ Z# P) J
有多远,死多远!! ) W/ k* @7 y. q: l, u
0 u& v+ X# a7 ?' \9 M8 ~20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea.
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seven up eight down 8 d" T: Q0 w$ a- w7 ]2 b& U+ r5 L
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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不三不四
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! Y& D* }: v4 O/ Q一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
e( _$ ~1 ]3 e( M1 ?2 i' _% ?6 O一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
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