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爆笑:世上最强中式英语
. {1 ~, F& s& ~1.we two who and who? / g! y! w% r$ F
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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% S$ ]$ l1 V8 `0 N. e" _4 O7 H" C2.how are you ? how old are you?
* ?9 E8 F; b3 L+ b怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 $ t3 ]' g+ q# w) Z( r% n
0 m8 k( b2 p0 I! ~, T4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! # @8 }8 z) L; A3 [! m) ?7 ?
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 7 Z/ w9 ]) U8 U1 V+ z# ?7 Y
# D; |1 v9 a" H" r5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ; @& L8 B. J. b' b$ p8 Z2 n
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.you me you me - k; n0 ]3 b5 C5 d& W& f: r/ }
彼此彼此 o. m. ]! l6 y7 B/ }: N3 Z9 @2 \
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7.You Give Me Stop!! $ u4 q, Q2 Y g, z/ z0 O
你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow
$ ]* X7 W5 E7 B5 J6 N+ C+ s9 `知之为知之,不知为不知… ' R5 I: N8 m- C! ~* \. U+ M
1 q/ g( y! A' f9 {0 |# T9 \6 _7 o! G9 Y9.WATCH SISTER , O5 @; g4 V- S$ [/ e/ t+ t
表妹
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# Q, S- E6 k; W% y10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! " Z, ~+ N- j, U
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
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11.American Chinese not enough 1 ~3 q& X; [& t$ Z$ h
美中不足 " ~' @# j# t1 c y; b+ X7 {
0 L# P6 D4 q8 G R12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ! W6 u0 h2 H5 |3 n! {( v$ p7 J M V
车祸现场描述
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13.heart flower angry open
9 @2 x6 I( ~' l5 m3 _9 L心花怒放
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7 X O% l+ I* |0 |& S14.go past no mistake past 4 H5 ?4 g9 `" V5 V& X9 D6 u
走过路过,不要错过
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15.小明:I am sorry! ; x: A5 Q# i) T/ E1 L2 F
老外:I am sorry too! d4 b, f$ { a2 G5 j3 T R" l1 C
小明:I am sorry three!
6 k0 N& O) h; |老外:What are you sorry for?
2 K$ ]; s6 l- C* f" ?小明:I am sorry five! * b& J# }9 S9 W, c+ E! j7 Y* D9 Z
$ P6 h; M" W( X* p! K) L/ I16.If you want money,I have no;
& c5 |; u3 i- ^! Aif you want life,I have one!
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; u) B/ P' H! m; ? T3 h T17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ( e' `4 L' B2 Y# ~
我叫李老大,今年25。 : t5 ]8 y5 v8 c; Y4 k
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18.you have two down son。
' T# P, N/ C3 X2 G你有两下子。
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. d% y3 I8 g- Y m( z% N3 K" a: m19.as far as you go to die & a( l, { d. i# D
有多远,死多远!!
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& ~7 P5 {$ N6 V3 _4 F20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 . g+ b& }6 U5 ?6 o0 D$ }( t5 i
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People mountain and people sea. ) k8 J& b# [$ e. S- h
人山人海
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3 V& W V' l7 [5 D9 M3 B6 s4 ~seven up eight down
v' ~2 ~ E7 \5 E5 U七上八下
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$ c+ J) K H! Z; F7 Hlove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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4 P& o/ Q' W/ [7 f, t x# cno three no four ( M3 P" w j7 Q) q+ o
不三不四
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R: _) i1 @" s3 s一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) ( m2 _- N' E4 f. [. a1 i5 F+ j0 ~
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
2 p- z* R% n1 I4 S4 `保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you + L M4 Z" l! a3 ]& {
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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