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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 - W' o7 o: Q& S/ i
1.we two who and who?
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2.how are you ? how old are you? 0 i$ {! J* Z7 U* j. V
怎么是你,怎么老是你? 4 X# F& P C5 `* _5 h
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3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 9 `% a* f2 ^0 M; e
7 `6 x0 x' o" C4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! * V7 B+ V9 q1 ^/ E2 Z% G7 M
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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+ K1 w; c" w) q& q2 z5 e5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! ( ?/ D0 ~/ \2 Y/ X) E; ?
有事起奏,无事退朝
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, j1 m, l! c/ V1 _6 h+ r- F6.you me you me / D& U/ N; n# K: R- t) M3 Y
彼此彼此
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% s+ E1 Q- t+ S7.You Give Me Stop!!
+ W' n- C# i: X6 t4 P& n你给我站住!
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8.know is know noknow is noknow ; Z. u0 f6 \. I( f. w* L
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9.WATCH SISTER
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2 q8 c4 ?& z! u1 y/ r0 ^10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
! s4 j: ?0 [8 _& n& K3 y d$ u! P6 i; Z龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! : N5 E. E/ ^- A& a: N* p
4 N+ U2 b7 K% \1 o: z11.American Chinese not enough 9 q p# |& [- S! a/ T
美中不足 / u5 W) X* s) ]6 P1 \$ t
& H0 N: k: I& P8 s3 }( s) K( g12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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6 G$ b1 J+ H; E" R8 r I13.heart flower angry open
* X, L$ ?/ h2 z3 ^. Q心花怒放 / b% d) n* J, A7 j I3 K& @( H
' f0 N( o5 q2 l" q14.go past no mistake past
0 A) m5 }, l Y- b( p走过路过,不要错过 4 n* K$ ]+ H' p# s* q
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15.小明:I am sorry! 1 f( V$ u2 Y( k2 E/ q/ p
老外:I am sorry too!
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老外:What are you sorry for? ; ^* Z$ Q* w( b8 f0 c8 f
小明:I am sorry five! ; G% i: Z( M6 F" ~
6 N, E) E& M) ~' ]" d$ ~16.If you want money,I have no;
+ H# B6 b9 f# @' b1 Kif you want life,I have one!
/ Y# _/ R' z- x要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 2 J! E- E9 h' E5 e/ R
我叫李老大,今年25。
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18.you have two down son。 & W% @ V0 m0 K/ f7 ^4 h0 N
你有两下子。
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19.as far as you go to die ( J' u& {4 }; f2 f6 a4 R% ^
有多远,死多远!!
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/ }7 ?5 E" c8 k/ J6 B! z20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 ~( H/ Y& o: w5 E% F0 H6 C$ B2 I
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People mountain and people sea.
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$ T. l& x: D! k+ T/ p6 I* _. n; alove who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) ! f, ^; |/ O7 t& J/ S# J
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)
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雇主 how much do you want a month?
7 U$ X; q1 F5 m: [. Z保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
2 `% A2 T, ~9 H; P800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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