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1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。


2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。


3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。


4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。


5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

   
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。


7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。


8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。


9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。


10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。


11. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。


12. "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

   
13. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。


14. Hard work never killed any body.But why take the risk？

努力工作不会导致死亡。但为什么要冒险呢？


15.  “Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

   
16. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。


17. When two’s company, three’s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!


18. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。


19. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。

sin2008

The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..

I feel something each time I read about this. Anyway, there are always wits in Garfield‘s words.

316979109

Too much knowledge makes the head bald.

学问太多催人老。

gundam_zk

学习

LUKANG

偶天哪，我决定再看一下加菲猫

frankpeng

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Good sentances   [s:3]

lixuf1

MS还有一个猪肉卷的什么的~

糯米宝宝

1、不要小看我，因为我没有小看你
Never look down upon me, since I'm not looking down upon you.

2、你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来，而且不是我。
What a surprise that you bring an old useless thing back and that's not me!

3、爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷是永恒的。
Love comes and goes，but pork roll stays.

4、加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生，但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。
Garfield is definitely not born for pork roll, but pork roll is definitely born for Garfield.

5、欧迪，我们去吃冰激凌吧，不过你得看着我吃。
Let's go for an icecream, Odie. I eat and you watch.

6、我应该对欧迪有礼貌。很抱歉，欧迪?现在我做到了。
I should be polite to Odie. I'm sorry, Odie. Look! I did it!

7、我不能让那只鸡在我的名字后面写字。
I can't allow that chick to write behind my name.

8、这个汉堡包的味道不错，但不如前八个好。
This hamburger's not bad and, however, worse than the first eight.

9、欧迪，走，我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。
Odie, move! Let's buy one or nine hamburgers for supper.

10、肚子大不可怕，可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。
It's not terrible if you gave a big belly, as soon as you fill it with good stuff.

11、有了意大利面，谁还会吃老鼠呢？
Who wants to eat mouses since we have spaghetti?

12、“欧迪在窗外冻得瑟瑟发抖，真可怜。我真有点不忍心看他这样。不，难道我能坐视不管吗？我必须做点什么。”加菲拉上了窗帘。
"Odie is quivering with cold outside the window...How pitiful he is. I really haven't the heart to see him like this. Wait, am I going to sit back and look on unconcerned? I have to do something!" Garfield drew the curtain.

13、你可以让小猫离开肉饼，但不能让肉饼离开小猫。
You can take a cat away from cutlets, but you can never take cutlets from a cat.

14、如果你不想给谁东西吃的话，就得让它想着点什么。
If you want to take something away from one's mouth, you have to fill something else in his thought.

15、巧克力的麻烦是：你把它吃了,它就没了。
Here's the chocolate trouble: Once you eat it, it's gone.

16、最可爱的东西莫过于一张放着猪肉卷的小桌子。
There's nothing prettier than a little table with pork roll on it.

17、我是在做梦吗，被子里没有我，不是在睡觉……
Am I dreaming? There's not me in the quilt. I'm not dreaming...

18、这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西，比如说意大利面。
There is something more important than money in the world, spaghetti for example.

19、能从这种不让体重增加的运动中得到乐趣真是太好了。
It is so nice to get fun from this kind of sport which won't make weight higher.

20、失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话，他是不会让你失望的。
The characteristic of a failure is to fail again and again. So if you want to see him failing, he won't disappoint you.

frankpeng

Right,Love comes and goes，but pork roll stays.

sinmk

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

好象还有句:每个成功女人的背后有大群男人.