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爆笑:世上最强中式英语 2 C+ j y3 f; @% \8 `0 w2 @
1.we two who and who? . y3 L" V* D* \( |
咱俩谁跟谁阿
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4 \6 y0 Z& T' T4 Z. Q9 n2.how are you ? how old are you? % S/ u+ _9 F4 ?. e& B* h
怎么是你,怎么老是你? 8 B2 P. v! F) N! L* H2 l7 T' c
: F ` Y! Q. V3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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$ v7 m+ J3 [5 J6 P0 p' W4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! ; K; Y, {; w# o1 O& b t% X/ o
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 8 L1 B! w9 O0 Z* x0 D
; Z. \( Q! T4 ?" S; `5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
8 g* P" s) @9 O4 q `有事起奏,无事退朝
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7 f W; K0 R& l1 L& M2 l6.you me you me ! o1 C3 |$ A' i
彼此彼此 , _, O3 R5 ?7 K! y, g4 [( H0 y: `
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7.You Give Me Stop!!
/ _ W. n L# D, r& N0 d你给我站住! - k! n8 L3 h# A! H
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8.know is know noknow is noknow , _# ~4 t+ ?* z6 L0 l
知之为知之,不知为不知…
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2 {6 |8 d4 L. J9 R$ h5 J: F- Z9 C9.WATCH SISTER ' M1 [2 e" G7 \
表妹
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6 m3 ^) c& N3 B' X% b2 ]10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! % t. C* n. c; T( a) K+ E
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! , f7 _1 H' k8 G* O) x6 @
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11.American Chinese not enough 3 |9 W9 g9 k, u+ v& t' d
美中不足 , `, n- ]" _- H
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12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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; [4 ~6 ~, C/ ^13.heart flower angry open
, O: K/ i5 U" H心花怒放
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$ o4 ^: K, p: ]* O* g+ ~14.go past no mistake past 7 F% V/ m# q7 e/ ^7 E
走过路过,不要错过
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# C+ T# Q( d# u9 m2 `0 U) j1 ~15.小明:I am sorry! 9 P# ^' g6 u! U o& [3 v& N# O
老外:I am sorry too! - ~+ q& d& z$ f: E% U2 B
小明:I am sorry three! 7 X. p8 _; i8 C. _" L3 A
老外:What are you sorry for?
; u0 }9 w3 X( @7 t- s* ~! ~' D, l小明:I am sorry five!
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16.If you want money,I have no; 7 f1 \( X3 }# u0 |; n7 w
if you want life,I have one!
% _' P8 z9 ]. r要钱没有,要命一条
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17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
% i: M" a8 u2 J+ v. V% O. g我叫李老大,今年25。 0 @) t& L( @6 ]5 Q8 U- [- P
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18.you have two down son。 . l( v( @- L- z
你有两下子。
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9 \# A( T0 k* r. _7 b$ ^& E% F19.as far as you go to die , R. n1 W: P5 c4 G
有多远,死多远!! 2 r' _- U, e( _. C* S
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20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
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People mountain and people sea. 8 G# I0 L" F, _; n
人山人海 7 _: e A4 ~) X+ E K) ]
6 M) e, l9 j) F' G0 v3 oseven up eight down . d. O" T* Q; C3 X# m' W
七上八下
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love who who (在浩方北京cs里可以见到)
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( S8 O, Z9 Y7 H0 y" q" bno three no four
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一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看) 0 c4 h1 b" Q4 `8 ~0 g7 h
一答:you try try see!(你试试看!) " P8 a$ \, _& `( G
( D/ |6 X* M: r% P雇主 how much do you want a month?
o+ w: q3 j# O0 t0 u) j6 j保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you - j6 \& Y) `) z. y3 V
800块, 吃你的,住你的 |
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