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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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6 |6 N6 l* h& t# n要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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. O/ E( R0 D$ }$ a5 L5 O' e! F4 ]Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
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钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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+ a2 Z- d L% i( L6 L* e) p- pOne should love little animals. They are so tasty.
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* `8 D. c- w8 _5 Y4 A每个人都应该热爱小动物, 因为它们很好吃 `. A2 z! w( ~$ k! v# U' w9 v
# Y2 `% q5 `& x5 O5 D& pThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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! G. ~8 l7 m, W/ |8 p" Z5 @聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 & G: G% i" r; b8 ?
! u9 G& i9 L" `% |5 Y, @Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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`" W6 P. u, Q/ i1 `后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 : }7 A" O4 x) q7 D4 q& K
, S6 F5 o; d9 { e- MLove the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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& ~0 a1 [ I( v/ fBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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' ^. G$ \8 s/ l+ O+ |5 |+ J每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 ! O# q3 j( {& ~ B) Q- ^
( d1 E. M1 u+ k5 V" dEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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1 u4 u& [' o: Z; @! X" GWhen two’s company, three’s the result! & ~, O6 I. r; D' `
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两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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" B; x* j. _# B3 g成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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* J9 }" F+ e4 zNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 5 }( N2 P: q; u0 {5 B% M/ O7 H
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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2 y# g# }2 E$ b' ^' i" T( ULove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
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" _) [) @# M4 d: I现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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/ L) G8 t: b2 A) d# j2 ?: N/ i6 N$ [应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 4 s- [: | T: x/ z3 q2 Q1 u+ Z! U
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努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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) S( q% x8 } x Z# s: HWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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* d# I& `+ @- T% j/ z# p0 xGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. % k Q+ x+ T G( K; @
: o( o$ u& h. v& w3 E神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 9 f, \/ H, `# v5 \) ], ~
}* C1 x7 T' [, YA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn 5 | j- [- y' E8 T' C" E$ b
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