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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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' ~$ ?1 v6 T1 M2 k9 J& `. `" FMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa ; Q6 } y* T) o
! Y7 l; z* [+ d$ g' U钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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! v/ K- ]! U( H% U& MOne should love little animals. They are so tasty. & {; X) G4 B( j1 }1 y( U% z! I
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8 P' t) ]( `4 |. SThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. ( \' l1 i4 |. o
: E, H2 d8 V9 @" G# [' U( b: U8 J2 J聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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9 E3 n* ~* H: q1 n# L- QChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 7 }! C3 R& ?& q' k
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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1 Y! B) R. V1 }- \$ L. A7 ]要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 - b7 H7 N$ v: [- K
W% w# R0 q4 R1 pBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 8 \% J0 ?# v8 |+ A5 J: ?
1 q; k4 V* D8 }0 C7 S每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 4 Q+ @9 Z( f5 q3 }0 J6 j) i" }
' N j+ J* M4 |( tEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 & h v5 n9 \. Y' G6 M0 ^
+ h0 j0 d" t1 u$ ^( wWhen two’s company, three’s the result! & O- u' f: z2 s. k
8 ^: Q' @! u }& n+ I两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! 0 T- p: c2 q* w3 _- e5 T* I
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) - F& j7 o- T' }& [+ u, A
9 Z# Q' X% x5 D& H9 N$ DNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. V: E5 ~$ n# a5 x! \
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 + j" t0 X1 q( }8 ], q
" g( R8 w" @& U6 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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9 H4 C9 `3 U k1 O& V4 S( t4 q爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 9 y' m8 w+ h T
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现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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1 S/ S/ q8 n* l/ W5 h8 l# i9 v应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 2 E# W/ q9 y. Z7 ^
! F9 R" Y6 N4 @Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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; k; c6 z/ s6 w/ n7 w) g+ j5 I; EWork fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! * w5 G$ @; z+ @" ^8 Y
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工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. * I/ a$ D% w% n- Z8 n
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 % v' G9 a- y3 z' \* K9 j' ?9 |+ n
+ C/ F3 W9 u. R/ U, ^0 f: }3 xA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 0 w/ L" R0 F2 l! u) e0 @# I
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服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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5 E1 r4 ?1 ~, d1 \ w8 bThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn 7 {3 h2 x# ]+ |1 a1 u6 ~
& i+ P; r$ w* H# A" O% L5 T% {" P$ c学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么要学呢 |
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