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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 3 m: g0 T) E; O. }* A
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- H: Y; O& a/ r4 t8 e qMoney is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa ' ?& b, Q! b* f& y
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钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 * J9 Q Z( ]$ v6 r, B
# q% A$ P. Y9 C6 k7 c6 | ~One should love little animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱小动物, 因为它们很好吃
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& F# F9 W4 L: A7 V( t% B2 p- JThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. " M/ Z4 U& [9 Y+ Q' l* s
! C5 k/ c# I3 A# z, q聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 ! V' g* K9 i8 Q. [' F3 x2 W
/ O$ g7 E; j vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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, q( `$ p8 b+ M( @$ h后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. 1 |: N$ L! X( j9 M1 x
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要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 9 a4 ~, R7 x; f* @
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , s% ~) J( u" d9 d
# k0 v% e) Y- E. g' L' K每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 % L5 _% H/ U$ |* D
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 - c) ~, c8 L3 I, ^4 v/ [ h
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When two’s company, three’s the result! # j, V$ |. c" D9 f7 }
C# [; f, O, S- k8 v5 p+ H两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ! f* a; K7 c: P/ z8 U' y
# Y: w8 \. D; |成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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( {( e1 t/ [- o* @Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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1 J- T9 q1 c8 J4 Z. T) x% ^( cLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 1 U4 S1 h4 [9 J
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爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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6 q( R( ~! |' Z8 r/ H) VYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. ! e" t; ^( A8 N5 s( A9 j
* V; G2 ?( c& y3 F5 L现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 1 {2 o5 R/ V! P; q7 s! s4 w
8 k8 M7 b! _ sThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 ( _+ s' F( h+ m% H5 E$ K
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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' Y( H8 [( R) K% {; C努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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- n; r5 p; Y3 V h1 n工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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6 e( c0 R& T8 w. J; k# e; F& ^# OGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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3 a+ K/ `! s7 r, A神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 * g' ^' v& M0 n; f
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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! |6 |5 Z& k: h1 N. s服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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: _+ k7 \* B1 ]% r学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么要学呢 |
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