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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 5 P: `# U9 O% }* P" J
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Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa ' J, y4 ^8 j0 O B8 M6 y- M
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钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
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One should love little animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱小动物, 因为它们很好吃 7 {- Y% j0 W- A; H6 [ m$ u
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
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$ Z, T& |' s( V B1 l6 k3 ^ MChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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: I! J- ]/ Y/ ?/ O4 I后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 ( v% y) s- }- V8 i! D( l, S) Q3 d" h
H6 A2 z: N5 [) ULove the neighbor. But don’t get caught. # J8 @- Z, p$ ]$ P+ h. E, `
, T3 U' u( y3 I/ m; l9 u$ _8 X N要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
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1 {( q" r, D& k, y' w' y/ O" k: GBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
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3 H) Z2 g2 q6 H' A' tEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ f# _0 \, B2 Z* W! c再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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When two’s company, three’s the result! % P8 {2 ?5 Q; W- s! h2 e# p
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两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! 6 }3 s+ j3 R4 L! \3 P$ o, K
8 j+ Z& @2 U7 Y8 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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/ h, A; x& ]. }成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) 7 n/ b9 S# H, {0 S5 P* `2 s$ z
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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: D$ r8 P+ P/ y2 B5 M6 E不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 " B- `+ f( a; p3 k) X, }' J
1 n# L$ U0 H4 W' gLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. f) J) t! H. I3 f
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* f6 ?0 {4 `. `( a- ~# c6 ZYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
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) R4 E2 [/ ^1 Y7 A6 l A4 P现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ! k6 C0 y `- N5 P" W- M/ X5 L4 ]4 y
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明 $ D" n* c4 N/ }( i+ c- q. }: F
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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- ~2 H9 d: E3 c9 d. s工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
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% U! g. X- z* [4 zGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
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- {% m0 H. c7 c0 G* D% q8 Z; OA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. $ ?/ n- i! O8 C# e# x8 D
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服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
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& K1 K& N* q3 d' Q1 EThe more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn
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学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么要学呢 |
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