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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. - _, Q4 Z( o3 |% t
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要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
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" l" m4 [* J2 |( S, R' _Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa . B1 K, L, O# }$ ^" a* `
. C0 V9 w* F) u+ b$ Z钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 : g; \) a8 R2 S* S
) H8 n, v- y( j+ OOne should love little animals. They are so tasty.
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" `* C( y' s6 A4 o8 `0 E每个人都应该热爱小动物, 因为它们很好吃 0 M/ e% {& G0 {! R. V3 E- O
1 D5 F6 P1 \/ t5 o+ hThe wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 ; O0 O4 r6 M0 `+ Z/ _, }9 s, ]" R) m
: X+ A; v5 u6 Q* @; G% J$ QChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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4 X: I6 U3 y) ~/ i7 F后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 ) H2 h/ a% V) ^5 S N
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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& j! K% l( c$ v, j% i: `, y3 s N每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 , v. m" u! U( [: n! m
4 ?+ \: ]0 M/ N5 UEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
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两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
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6 m% J* ?1 K. k0 fSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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" b/ p. A' n, N成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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6 b* Z# d$ Y( k, Q9 F不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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9 y/ J0 I( q6 A& L爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
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' y, v3 s" o- _( L# kYour future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
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现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 * w4 L! ?/ S- f2 w6 j9 }$ U
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 1 ^ b" B8 a2 p; c4 m
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
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Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? $ q* q0 M/ r" B" y: `, J
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努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明 9 F. W2 K+ Z; k" B6 _
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Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 2 [4 ^1 o4 D( c- _; J3 r" s
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工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 5 l3 m+ ]; u% ~* W# j
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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+ }$ b0 d% C$ q" u- \7 ]2 o+ ~神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 % v) o" E0 c+ @% T H5 B
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看 # o1 \4 ?% ?( j H) p( w
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The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn $ l+ C; |( c' N6 I8 y* Z
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学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么要学呢 |
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