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list 目录

1. 蒙上金鱼的眼睛Blindfold the goldfish
2. 第二语言 Second language
3. 第一个男人 the first man
4. 安眠药Sleeping Pills
5. 它们是从美国直接带来的 They are directly from America
6. 小聪明petty trick
7. 一种新药A New Drug
8. 我刚咬破自己的舌头I've Just Bitten My Tongue
9. 总感到口渴Always Thirsty
10. 面包和黄油费 Charge for Bread and Butter
11. 吝啬鬼请客 The mean man's party
12. 他真是一个大人物 He is really somebody
13. 摔倒的女人 A Woman Who Fell
14. 吻别 kiss goodbye
15. 两只鸟 two birds
16. 鱼网 The Fish Net
17. 好客 Hospitality
18. 他赢了 he won
19. 庸医  A Bad Doctor
20. 给我那个打赢的吧 Bring me the winner
21. 相亲  Blind Date
22. 孩子眼中的爱情  This Is My Love  
23. 谁的儿子最伟大 Whose Son Is the Greatest
24. 班和笨驴  Class and Ass
25. 区别  Difference
26. 学校假期 A Holiday from School
27. 经典口误


1

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

DOCTORO

慢慢来吧 关键要有恒心

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经典口误

某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。

一日上街不慎与一老外相撞。

忙说：“I'm sorry.”。

老外道：“I'm sorry too.”。

某人听后又道：“I'm sorry three.”。

老外不解问：“What are you sorry for?”。

某人无奈，道：“I'm sorry five.”.

lareli

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kirk630330

由故事中真的可知, 第二语言还真的是重要

fuqinliu

定一下

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26

A Holiday from School

Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.
If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold.
If he had a headache, he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours.
He spent more time at home than he did at school.
On the days that he did go to school, he looked for excuses to come home early.
One morning he came home when the lessons were only half finished.
His father was surprised.
"You've come home early," he said. "Is the school closed today?"
"No, Dad, " Tommy said - "It's open. I came home early.
"How did you do that?" his father asked him. "What did you say to the teacher?"
"I told her that I had a new baby brother and that I had to come home and help you . "
"But your mother has had twins," his father said, "a boy and a girl. You've got a baby brother and a baby sister."
"Yes, I know, Dad, " Tommy said. "I'm saving up my baby sister for next week "


学校假期

汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。
如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
他爸爸很惊讶。
“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗？”
“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。我提前回来了。”
“你怎么会提前回来了？”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了？”
“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。”
“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。”
“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。”

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Difference

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."


区 别

“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”